trolliweirdlyawesome:

Bad Fall Fashions. 

cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

skate-high:

I was having a bad day until I randomly got a text from a wrong number with nothing but this picture

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(Source: skate-high)

okxo:

blaze it? more like glaze it now how about some donuts

(Source: continent)

laxgirl09:

kanrose:

iammakingperfectsense:

insidemymmind:

Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

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THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.

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vans-supreme:

unpromise:

airfierce:

cassjaytuck:

walmart-stripper:

such a Strong picture…. really hits home . reblog If u care…. won’t ruin your blog…

spit out my fruit snacks thanks

If you don’t reblog this, you don’t have a heart. So many people struggle with being sloths and we don’t even know. Be kind to everyone, for everyone is fighting their own battles.

lmaoo

WOW
fohk:

"I wish I had done everything on earth with you"The Great Gatsby (2013)Baz Luhrmann

when attractive people have low standards

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(Source: bukkokay)